May 2013
9 posts
4 tags
“There are no losers in beer pong, just losers in life.”
– Geani
May 11th
3 tags
“I need you to be sluttier.”
– Diana
May 11th
“I do like black people though…”
– Cassandra
May 11th
3 tags
“I’m special and I have a brain.”
– Marisol
May 10th
3 tags
“Those were my favorite capris, just long enough so I don’t have to shave...”
– Roxie
May 6th
“If you have a big sail boat and you know how to sail it…”
– Jeremy F.
May 4th
2 tags
“We’re all Charlie Sheenin’.”
– Jeremy F.
May 4th
2 tags
“Her boobs are younger than me.”
– Chris G.
May 4th
2 tags
“I just wanna watch Golden Girls.”
– Joe
May 2nd
2 notes
April 2013
18 posts
2 tags
“I just read 10 little known facts about Channing Tatum.”
– Drew
Apr 26th
1 tag
“I can’t believe there’s an Iceland.”
– Adam
Apr 26th
3 tags
“I febreeze myself in the bathroom.”
– Adam
Apr 26th
2 tags
“Everything looks better on her…like my dick.”
– Adam
Apr 26th
3 tags
“I’m all ears…and nose.”
– Drew
Apr 25th
3 tags
“Tomatoes suck.”
– Adrian B.
Apr 25th
2 tags
“You gotta ask yourself “Drew are your pants coming off?” Yes, yes...”
– Drew
Apr 21st
3 tags
“3 Mexicans and a cup.”
– Hector
Apr 21st
3 tags
“How do long haired people get married?”
– Drew
Apr 20th
1 tag
“I gotta pee, I see Dennis Rodman.”
– Drew
Apr 20th
Geani: He's quick on his skateboard.
Drew: He can become a child molester that way.
Apr 13th
5 tags
“I’m 30 years old, I know how to control my throw up.”
– Drew
Apr 10th
4 tags
“I can’t remember the last time I sneezed on a weekend.”
– Steven N.
Apr 10th
“You’re not an alcoholic, you’re making friends.”
– Jason
Apr 6th
6 tags
Joe: You're gonna miss his opening act, he's been practicing in the shower.
Geani: I don't wanna see Drew masturbate on stage.
Apr 6th
4 notes
4 tags
“I am a ginger raised by wolves.”
– Garrett
Apr 6th
3 tags
“I’m the king of Success Rice.”
– Drew
Apr 4th
3 tags
“There’s a lot of female lesbians.”
– Herman
Apr 1st
March 2013
15 posts
“She’s a society hopper.”
– West
Mar 30th
4 tags
“Sometimes…poopin’ ain’t easy.”
– Drew
Mar 27th
1 note
“It bites you right in the throat-nuts.”
– Roxie
Mar 24th
4 tags
“Miley Cyrus smokes the same kind of cigarettes as me.”
– Drew
Mar 21st
4 tags
“My feet are awesome, they’ve won awards.”
– Drew
Mar 20th
4 tags
“Fuck! All of these bitches wanna get married! What if I wanna get married...”
– Marisol
Mar 16th
1 note
3 tags
“E.T., whatever happened to that kid? Josh Hartnett.”
– Drew
Mar 13th
Cheese
Geani: My legs hurt and I don’t know why.
Garrett: Running through someone’s mind…
Mar 11th
“Peanut farts. That’s not gonna be good.”
– Drew
Mar 6th
“…so I just said the funniest thing I’ve ever heard.”
– Drew
Mar 6th
“It’s obvious she was meant to be a girl even though she was born a boy.”
– Garrett
Mar 6th
College
Geani: How did you go to college and I didn't?
Drew: I'm cute...
Mar 5th
“…ever since then I’ve never been able to talk to racoons.”
– Drew
Mar 4th
“That’s a good looking white dude, huh?”
– Drew
Mar 4th
“Man, I really wish I flew my kite the other day.”
– Joe
Mar 3rd
February 2013
28 posts
“You’ve got boogers all over your boobs and your life.”
– Drew
Feb 28th
“If you’re on your knees all day you’ll be ok.”
– Joe
Feb 24th
“Whoa! A snake! It’s just a little baby one…it might’ve been a...”
– Drew
Feb 24th
“I guess I’ll go gay.”
– Trevor
Feb 23rd
“Shit I forget if I’m 27 or 28.”
– Jeremy S.
Feb 18th
“I am a judge in the court of life.”
– Geani
Feb 17th
“Your head reminds me of a goldfish.”
– Kylie to Drew
Feb 16th
“If you chase balls you’re eventually gonna hurt yourself.”
– Mike Oransky
Feb 16th