Actual quotes from my friends.

"You look like you need meat."

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:04:37 -0700

“You look like you need meat.”

- Garrett

Geani: You would eat 2 orange Starbursts before 2 Rolos?

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:24:54 -0700

Geani: You would eat 2 orange Starbursts before 2 Rolos?
Steven N.: Yup.
Geani: You make poor life decisions.

"All old ladies like red hair."

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 13:04:43 -0700

“All old ladies like red hair.”

- Garrett

"The cops are gonna pull me over and be like “fashion foul."

Sun, 09 Jun 2013 04:55:58 -0700

“The cops are gonna pull me over and be like “fashion foul.””

- Shaun

"I made the balls come."

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 17:48:36 -0700

“I made the balls come.”

- Alicia

"You suck at winning."

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:50:39 -0700

“You suck at winning.”

- Chris Brosius

"I can matrix you all day."

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 16:28:49 -0700

“I can matrix you all day.”

- Chris Brosius

"That looks dysfunctional."

Sat, 08 Jun 2013 15:39:37 -0700

“That looks dysfunctional.”

- Roxie

"I hate throwing a frisbee."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 13:02:09 -0700

“I hate throwing a frisbee.”

- Drew

"I don’t know what to do, I’ve never had a banana before."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 11:19:14 -0700

“I don’t know what to do, I’ve never had a banana before.”

- Drew

"I’ll be here eating my cucumber."

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 10:33:05 -0700

“I’ll be here eating my cucumber.”

- Marisol

Geani: I love how you laugh at your own jokes.

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 18:18:32 -0700

Geani: I love how you laugh at your own jokes.
West: That's how I know they're funny.

Diana: He's an afro-maniac.

Fri, 31 May 2013 20:37:43 -0700

Diana: He's an afro-maniac.
Scott: You mean pyromaniac?

"Hey! Hey! I think I flew a little bit."

Fri, 31 May 2013 20:36:27 -0700

“Hey! Hey! I think I flew a little bit.”

- Drew

"Oh my god, I’m close to 40!"

Wed, 29 May 2013 20:43:09 -0700

“Oh my god, I’m close to 40!”

- Drew

"I think I’d be a good drunk parent."

Mon, 27 May 2013 17:43:46 -0700

“I think I’d be a good drunk parent.”

- Drew

"We’re the best dads ever."

Mon, 27 May 2013 17:41:01 -0700

“We’re the best dads ever.”

- Drew

"I wanna get soda wasted."

Mon, 27 May 2013 16:22:35 -0700

“I wanna get soda wasted.”

- Triston (2 years old)

"He sucks on chairs."

Mon, 27 May 2013 00:36:42 -0700

“He sucks on chairs.”

- Josh

"Why is fire so cool?"

Sun, 26 May 2013 20:42:56 -0700

“Why is fire so cool?”

- Drew