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Posts Tagged: Tressa

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11 months ago    |   Tags: tiny bra boobs Drew Tressa  

  • Drew: Tressa, you have tiny bras.
  • Tressa: I have tiny boobs.

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11 months ago    |   Tags: drink Tressa  

"Maybe I should drink."

- Tressa

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11 months ago    |   Tags: bones chicken wings Tressa  

"There are bones in there??"

- Tressa on chicken wings

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11 months ago    |   Tags: fart bathroom Jen Geani Tressa  

  • Jen Brown: I think I'm gonna fart.
  • Geani: Go to the bathroom please.
  • Tressa: Brown is gettin' down!

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11 months ago    |   Tags: tall haircut Tressa  

"You look really tall with that haircut."

- Tressa

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12 months ago    |   Tags: long island drunk Tressa  

"I had a few long islands, so what?!?"

- Tressa

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12 months ago    |   Tags: awkward tall Tressa  

"Who is that awkwardly tall man??"

- Tressa

Whores/Horse

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12 months ago    |   Tags: whores cigarettes horse Geani Tressa  

  • Geani: You smell like whores and cigarettes.
  • Tressa: Horse?
  • Geani: No, whores.
  • Tressa: That's not better.

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12 months ago    |   Tags: Danzig Tressa  

"I love Danzig, are you kidding?!?"

- Tressa

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12 months ago    |   Tags: cousin Tressa  

"You have a cousin?!?"

- Tressa